The meaning of life
Published at Mon Oct 14 2024
Ah, the meaning of life — the big question that keeps philosophers awake at night, makes poets cry into their lattes, and causes the rest of us to question why we have to get out of bed on a Monday morning. But fear not, for the scientific community has undertaken the colossal task of finding the answer to this ancient mystery.
We want to keep this article short because it's important that we can start living our lives accordingly. So, the personal meaning of life is the following:
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