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Keep the internet's most annoying website online.

No sponsors, no ads, no plan — just server bills, kebabs, and your questionable generosity.

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Before / after

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Drag the handle — or anywhere across the image — to compare. Nothing here is real; the numbers are just as imaginary as the receipts.

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Impact in numbers

A completely made-up look at what your money (and lack thereof) has achieved. Every number below comes straight from an imaginary accountant.

4,286Coffees consumed8%increased
€1,337Technical debt interest12%increased
1,000Monthly visitors0%unchanged
0Captchas completed0%unchanged

Top supporters

All 3 of our supporters are fictional organs. Join them and claim your own medal.

  • Liver
  • Kidney
  • Heart

Support received vs. running costs

The last six months. Donations sit on the line; costs sink below it. Watch the hole get deeper.

Disclaimer

This project is developed by a private individual based in Hungary. Any financial support or donation— including crypto—is voluntary, final, and does not grant you any rights, services, or special access. Donations are not tax-deductible.

No legal, tax, or financial advice is provided. If you have questions about donating or your own tax obligations, please consult a qualified professional in your jurisdiction.

All funds received are handled in accordance with applicable Hungarian tax laws.